Daytime De-Energy Drink

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Blackberry Lemonade

Daytime De-Energy Drink

Let's NOT Circle Back

Blackberry Lemonade
Zero caffeine Full flavor · no productivity required
Zero caffeine Magnesium + L-Theanine 12 FL OZ

Ripe blackberry meets sharp lemonade in the tartest member of the Sloth family. Big flavor, clean finish, and no follow-up meeting required.

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Taste profile

Tart • berry-forward • lemonade snap • crisp finish

Drink occasion

Ideal for late morning, post-lunch reset, after work, or anytime someone suggests a follow-up and you'd rather not.

Zero caffeine
12 fl oz / 355 mL
Magnesium + L-Theanine
What’s inside

Zero caffeine, with magnesium, L-theanine and botanicals underneath the flavor. Sloth is built for the unwind part of the day — without turning the can into a wellness lecture.

Ingredients

Carbonated water, natural blackberry and lemon flavors, citric acid, magnesium, L-theanine, botanical extracts, and our natural sweetener system. See the can for the complete ingredient list and nutrition information.

Nutrition information
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Label basics

Serving size: 1 can (12 fl oz / 355 mL)

Caffeine: 0 mg

Flavor: Blackberry Lemonade

Every can carries the complete ingredient list and required Nutrition Facts, including calories, sugars, sodium and other declared nutrients.

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